PotOrKettle: Archive

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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My sister: Kayla? Me: yes? Sister: is cookie monster real? Me: …. What? Sister: I’m just not sure This story is cute until you know she’s ten. Then it’s sad

Nov 10th

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*fire alarm at my school Guy behind me: I hope it isn’t cold outside. Guy behind me #2: why? Afraid you’re gonna melt?

Nov 1st

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*I dressed as applejack for Halloween. To avoid people being all “wtf” I said I was a cowgirl/apple farmer. Girl in photography: what are you? Me: I’m, er…a apple farmer Girl: like applejack? Me: I was gonna say that but I didn’t was you to think I was weird. Girl: naw, I’m a hardcore bronie Me: shame about the delay, eh? Girl: oh, I don’t watch...

Nov 1st

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Oct 28th

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My vice principal is fucked.

Here is a fun story everyone can enjoy. So I have this friend named Cody. He’s a pretty funny guy. He gets a lot of shit from our VP cause she has no sense of humor. Anywho, lately on his bus there has been a little issue with people throwing change on the bus. The bus driver called in the VP to yell at them when she had found over $5 in change. When she had finished her bitching, she...

Oct 27th

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Oct 27th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

Oct 24th

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I'm watching Up

So much heartbreak D:

Oct 23rd

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Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

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Oct 8th

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Oct 5th

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Oct 3rd

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Everything is pain

And I don’t mean this in a whiny emo-kid way. I mean it cause my face is broken.

Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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So, I had never broken a bone. Until thirteen days ago, when I snapped my finger playing football. Then I broke my nose yesterday after someone ran into me…. While playing football. Maybe football isn’t my sport

Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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Sep 26th

Reblog if you actually like getting messages from...

krakens: harrypotterischeaperthantherapy: topleasethemind: jessuhcuhmarieee: YEAH. Always. uhm those are the best kind

Sep 23rd

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eff yeah nerdfighters!: A Comprehensive List for... →

initiala: (note: in the United States, the legal drinking age is 21. In Canada, it is 18. In most other countries, it is 16. We here in Nerdfighteria encourage law-following and discourage the underage consumption of alcohol!) Drink every time John blinks. Drink every time they complete a…

Sep 21st

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*classifying animals in biology* Teacher: so all these things can fly Me: actually, the flying fish and the flying squirrel can’t. Girl who sits behind me: yeah, but they can levitate

Sep 21st

The person i reblogged this from has a blog worth...

Sep 18th

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